timothydelaghetto:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

… If you got just a little bit

98567 notes / 2 hours ago / reblog

sexponents:

starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

carol look at this recipe i posted for a hawaiian fruit salad

324361 notes / 2 hours ago / reblog
mufasasbitch99:

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

surprise mother fucker

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

image

529063 notes / 3 hours ago / reblog

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

364710 notes / 4 hours ago / reblog

landorus:

*dead but still has a boner*

(Source: hentaisavedmylife)

70432 notes / 4 hours ago / reblog
oscarprgirl:

"for Amal… only a dream dress would do. enter Oscar de la Renta." -Vogue

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(Source: guy)

99696 notes / 20 hours ago / reblog

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

image

“no.”

(Source: partybots)

298163 notes / 20 hours ago / reblog
keeping-up-with-the-jenners:

Kendall @ sonia rykiel

subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

141186 notes / 20 hours ago / reblog